The world was stunned to learn of the Holy Spirit’s death during the recent pandemic. According to questionable sources, the Paraclete had refused the first round of vaccinations and, shortly thereafter, succumbed to the deadly virus. News of His untimely demise spurred a global demand among so-called ‘seekers’ for copies of the “God’s Not Dead” video and bible study material. However, the momentary interest quickly evaporated and little cultural change was affected.
With so much of the planet ‘locked down’, and most human religiosity brought to a standstill, it was some time before churchgoers realized the absence of the third Person of the Trinity.
“Things were going really well at the church!” said one staff member, “and then, Covid hit. Tithes and offerings initially went up but now we are barely able to keep the doors open”.
“Folks just aren’t attending services like they were before the shutdowns.” said one disgruntled Sunday School teacher. “It’s almost as though they are no longer being drawn to our top-notch worship sets and series-driven sermons.”
Interestingly, the church world was not as distraught as some might expect to learn of the death the Holy Spirit. She has been moving in a more “self-sufficient” direction for several years and certain forward-looking steps were already in place to minimize the effects of the Spirit’s demise.
‘Cohorts’ and ‘Models’ are picking up the slack left by the Helper’s absence and forty-five minute worship services with twenty minute sermons are thought to be the answer to an obvious lack of ‘drawing’.
Only time will tell if the departure of “He who is able to do exceedingly, abundantly, above all that we ask or think” can be effectively supplanted by man-made methodologies.
“And without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he who comes to God must believe that He is and that He is a rewarder of those who seek Him.” Hebrews 13:6
